Before you contact
me and ask why something isn't working, MAKE SURE THAT YOU ARE RUNNING THE MOST
CURRENT VERSIONS OF YOUR OPERATING SYSTEM, BROWSER, AND WINDOWS MEDIA PLAYER.
We are using the most current code and codecs, and as a result, older versions
of these may not work with our newer videos and even some of the HTML on the site.
If I get an email that says "The videos won't play", I'm only going to respond
with a link to this FAQ.
Q: Can I download the videos or pictures?
A: No. And if you try to, your IP will be automatically blocked and your
account will be suspended. It's automatic through a script on the server. So don't
even try it.
Q: I'm on a Mac. Why doesn't this work right?
A:
You have to be running the most current version of everything. There are many
members using Macs, and I have heard that some have to run in "Classic Mode".
Q: Can I watch the videos on dialup?
A: You probably should
have a fast connection. Modems were never good at streaming video. Get a good
DSL or Cablemodem connection. Dialup will work, but the video will be choppy.
Also make sure you watch the low bandwidth videos, and you can hit pause to cause
them to buffer more.
Q: What if one of the new videos stops playing halfway
through?
A: Email me and let me know! Sometimes the files get corrupted
when we upload them to the server and we don't know about it.
Q: Can I
make requests?
A: Yes. Email them in! If I like them and think
that the rest of the members will like them, I may just use them. It will take
some time for a request to appear though, because we like to make sure we have
enough girls to maintain a pool of updates for the future.
Q: How often
do you update?
A: As often as I can. I tried to do weekly updates
but it is just too hard to edit hours of video and hundres of pictures. So I try
to keep it as updated as possible. Updates usually go up on Fridays. At this point
there are dozens of girls and WEEKS of video, so you shouldn't be too upset if
something is late.
Q: Where do you get the girls for this?
A:
I stand at the bus stop every day at 4:30pm and wait for the bus from Kansas to
come in, then ask all the girls that get off if they want to make a quick grand.
Q: Why do all the girls have tattoos?
A: Chicks have tattoos.
It's a fact of life. Most of the time I don't even find out about it until the
girl is a NASA rocket scientist ripping her clothes off in front of me.
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